| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
Introducing the ultimate tribute to the sovereigns of smoke, the legends of leaf, and the dynasts of dank: the "King Bong" long-sleeve t-shirt, exclusively at yomammyhouse.com. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a proclamation, a statement, and a bit of a giggle wrapped into one royally awesome piece of attire.
The "King Bong" isn't just a character; he's an icon for the enlightened and the entertainers, the jesters, and the journeymen of the cannabis kingdom. Wear it to your next 420 gathering, and watch as heads turn and smiles widen. It's more than a conversation starter; it's a declaration of your love for the high life and the laughter that comes with it.
So, don your crown, grab your scepter (or bong, as the case may be), and let the world know that you're not just part of the cannabis culture; you're royalty within it. And when they ask where you got this majestic masterpiece, with a wink and a nod, tell them, "Yo Mammy!!